Me walking into a group of people while a conversation was being held.
Man 1: Oh glad you joined. Say you had the choice to undergo a vasectomy. Would you do it?
Me: Yes. (Extremely nonchalant).
Man 2: Oh look at you all relaxed with your response.
Me: What’s your point?
Man 1: We were having the vasectomy discussion and Man 3 would not even dare do it.
Me: Oh!
Man 3 is eating a sandwich and chokes.
Me: Why not?
Man 3: It is not natural.
Me: Huh?
Me 1: Now lets say you are a woman and you don’t want anymore kids. Would you tell your husband to undergo surgery.
Me:……I guess, it would be more fun than taking pills or using condoms.
AUDIENCE GASPS
Man 3: It is not natural.
Me: A vasectomy, or me enjoying my newly renewed sex life without preservatives if I were a woman?
Man 3: Both!!!
Me: So you’d rather have your wife undergo the procedure.
Man 3: Yes.
Wow
Me: What about you Man 1, would you undergo a vasectomy procedure?
Man 1: I don’t know
Me: Yes or No?
Man 1: I’d be very afraid, I-I-I- d-d-don’t know, maybe, but I..
Me: Yes or No.
Man 1: More a “No” over a “Yes”
Me: So, it’s a “no”
Man 1: Yes.
Me: But then again, it is reversible
Man 3 chokes again and squirms as I can mentally see his penis shrinking to the size of a peanut.
Man 3: It is not normal!
Me: Neither then plastic surgery or a woman fixed.
Man 1: I would undergo surgery!!!!
Me: But not a vasectomy???
Gay
Man 1: I think so
Me: It is not normal
Man 1: Plastic Surgery?
Me: No, my patience!!!!!
Chronicles of a Nobody. 
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